N/ NIRMAL.EXE
HUMAN DETECTED / DEVELOPER MODE

I make websites
that refuse
to be boring.

Part developer. Part debugger. Part “wait… what if I tried this?”

See the chaos ↓
∞ ideas pending 1000+ commits somewhere 0 interest in boring gradients

nirmal@web:~$ whoami

a student who ships things

nirmal@web:~$ ./personality --verbose

curious........ ██████████ 100%

debugging...... █████████░ 92%

sleeping....... ██░░░░░░░░ 18%

overengineering. ██████████ 100%

nirmal@web:~$ ▋

TRY:
NO AI AVATAR
JUST VIBES
// 100% REAL CODE
BUILD✦BREAK✦FIX✦SHIP✦REPEAT✦BUILD✦BREAK✦FIX✦SHIP✦

Not a résumé.
A little universe.

I’d rather show you what I build than list 37 adjectives about myself. So this page is the playground: projects, experiments, questionable UI decisions and a few hidden buttons.

CURRENT MISSION Make the next thing 10% weirder. difficulty: unnecessarily fun

Things I actually
made.

Click a project. Pretend you're the client. Judge accordingly.

Press buttons.
Obviously.

These do not improve your productivity. They do improve the website.

MINI TERMINAL
guest@NIRMAL:~$ help
try: hello, joke, clear
USELESS COUNTER
000000

Times someone clicked this for absolutely no reason.

VIBE GENERATOR
CURIOUS

Okay, you made it.
Now go build something.

And if you found the secret, you officially get bragging rights.

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IMPORTANT RESEARCH

Things I definitely
didn't procrastinate on.

Peer-reviewed by absolutely nobody. Somehow still accurate.